A realistic family video, a warm bedroom morning. The camera shows a large bed where a golden retriever sleeps soundly, completely still. A cockatoo (with a bright yellow crest) dressed in a green and red Christmas outfit is energetically hopping and dancing around beside it. The parrot frantically nods up and down, spreads its crest, and chatters incessantly beside the sleeping golden retriever: "Fuck you, get up, you big idiot, the sun's already high in the sky!" It jumps around on the golden retriever, trying to wake it. The golden retriever wakes up sleepily, giving it a cold stare. Light streams through the blinds onto the bed, creating a warm yet chaotic comedic atmosphere. High-definition, documentary-style video.