Vertical 9:16, ultra-realistic live-action video, NOT animated, NOT cartoon.
Photorealistic human family, clean hospital maternity room, soft natural hospital lighting, stable camera, one continuous shot.
A hospital maternity room.
A beautiful blond mother is sitting on a hospital bed, tired but smiling.
A handsome blond father stands beside her, holding one newborn baby.
On the bed next to the mother are four additional newborn babies, all wrapped in hospital blankets.
The door opens.
A very young toddler (around 12 months old) walks confidently into the room and stops in the center.
The toddler has short blond hair, very fair skin, big blue eyes, a chubby baby face, round cheeks, baby-fat arms and body — same child identity throughout.
Two police officers stand quietly near the door, observing.
The toddler slowly looks at the babies…
one… two… three… four… five.
The toddler takes one step back, raises both hands, and exhales dramatically.
The toddler speaks clearly and seriously, like a tiny adult: “Okay… this is five.”
Short pause.
The toddler turns slightly toward the police, points at the babies, and delivers the 爆金句: “This feels illegal.”
The police exchange a confused look.
The parents burst out laughing.
The toddler crosses their arms, nods once, satisfied.
End immediately on the toddler’s serious, chubby face.
Spoken dialogue only. No subtitles. No on-screen text.
Clear blocking, one punchline, exaggerated authority for comedy.
Approximately 10 seconds total.