9:16, 10 seconds, handheld street vlog realism, natural daylight, NO subtitles. A chubby white, blonde, blue-eyed ~1-year-old toddler, fully dressed (cute beige onesie, tiny puffer vest, knit beanie), waddles confidently down a city sidewalk with subtle British vibes (a red phone booth or UK-style street sign in the background). A comically extra-long microphone swings into frame, almost taller than the toddler.
Reporter (off-camera, breathless): “Excuse me! Quick interview—what’s your one iconic line today?”
Toddler (stops, stares at the mic like a judge): “Queue first. Questions later.”