One continuous handheld shot starting in the hospital maternity room. A beautiful blonde mom sits on the bed, smiling like nothing happened. A handsome blonde dad is stuck in place, holding a baby on each arm and bouncing a third in a carrier—visibly panicking. The door swings open and a chubby one-year-old blonde baby (blue eyes) waddles in face fully visible, holding a uniformed police officer’s hand (officer stays in frame). The baby marches straight toward the baby lineup, points low at the bassinets and talks fast: “Officer! Emergency. My mom is duplicating.” The baby looks up at mom, then back to the officer: “I asked for a snack… I got a SQUAD.” The baby points at dad, rapid-fire: “And him? He’s buffering. Look at his eyes!” Dad blinks, still bouncing. The baby steps closer to the officer, loud whisper but still clear: “Please do a headcount before she unlocks another level.” The baby turns to camera, confident little nod: “If you’ve ever been outnumbered in your own family—double tap. Pray for me.