Vertical 9:16, ultra-realistic live-action video, not animated, not cartoon.
Natural phone-camera handheld feel, one continuous take. Clean hospital maternity room, soft warm lighting.
Camera angle: low-mid height near the bassinets in the foreground, two clear bassinets fill the lower-left foreground. A police officer stands on the right edge of frame.
In the background, a beautiful blond mother sits up in the hospital bed, smiling. A handsome blond father stands near the bed holding two newborn babies, gently rocking them.
In the center foreground, a small, chubby one-year-old blond toddler (fair skin, round cheeks, big blue eyes) stands close to the camera, face fully visible, holding the police officer’s hand.
The toddler looks at the bassinets, then at dad’s arms, then up at the officer, and immediately starts talking fast:
“Officer… I have a question.”
Short pause. “Who ordered all this?”
The toddler points at the newborns and keeps going, very serious: “That’s a lot of babies.” “Too much responsibility.”
The mother bursts out laughing. The father laughs while still rocking the babies.
The toddler tugs the officer’s hand, steps one tiny step forward like a boss, and delivers the viral line: “I didn’t sign anything!”
The police officer chuckles and nods. The toddler folds arms, pouts, then nods once like the case is closed.