Vertical 9:16, ultra-realistic live-action video, not animated, not cartoon.
Natural phone video, one continuous take. Same close over-shoulder angle. Toddler never looks into camera. Face visible.
Same hospital setup: mom on bed holding a newborn, more newborns beside her; dad rocking a newborn.
Toddler steps close to dad, points quickly, talkative and bossy:
Toddler: “Dad—listen.”
Toddler (points at babies, counting messy): “One… two… three…”
Toddler (shakes head): “Too many.”
Toddler (tiny stomp): “No room.”
Toddler (waves hand like a tiny manager): “New rule.”
Toddler (gold line, firm): “Stop making babies.”
Dad tries not to laugh, mom laughs behind them. End.